You Always Like Machines

Joey: Why is this paint brush yours?
Me: Because I bought it.
Joey: Oh. Why do you always have all the machines that you need?
Me: Because I bought them with my money.
Joey: You always like machines. I think you are like Donatello.

Waffles

Me: Do you want waffles?
Joey: Yeah, but I want syrup on them so they don't taste bad.
Me: Are you saying my waffles taste bad?
Joey: Yeah, but I want syrup on them.